I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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