So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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