Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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