Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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