Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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