sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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