I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I cockslap morals
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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