No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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