There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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