respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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