I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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