i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have surprise drugs for everyone
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think people are normalizing furries
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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