Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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