Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
