What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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