i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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