Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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