once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Still dying that you shit outside
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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