They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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