She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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