508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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