we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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