Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
