Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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