I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
PANTIES FOUND
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