But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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