Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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