Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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