I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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