That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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