nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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