so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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