I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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