i just google imaged poop.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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