that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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