I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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