planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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