We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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