whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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