At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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