Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my liver is dry heaving
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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