dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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