What a fucking waste of an outfit
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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