thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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