does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
