this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
only if we run a train.
done.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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