I have demons in me.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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