I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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