im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Welp...herpes.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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