She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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