The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
