Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
